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Look, before everyone starts losing their minds about the barbarity that our Dear Leader has so blithely embraced, let’s pause and remind ourselves that he’s in very good company. For more than a century plus, every single president of th

Ah, Fredo, truly one of the more tragic characters in the first two Godfather films. Inept, and always trying earnestly to prove himself worthy of the love and respect he believed he was denied, he was not so much resentful as deeply hurt for having

I really wish that I could say that this is my last Epstein cartoon, but those wacky GOP knuckleheads keep making it damn near impossible for me to move on. Now, I don’t know for sure whether Donald Trump really gave Bubba, aka Slick Willy, a h

Welcome to Funky Friday, y’all, brought to you by the Grand Master of Pedofunkadelic Perversion, our very own Pedodent of the United States….

#pfunk #funk #parliamentfunkadelic #atomicdog #georgeclinton #mothership #bowwow #donaldtrump

Welp, looks like yet another Epstein cartoon; it really is the gift that keeps on giving: sordid crime involving vulnerable children as the victims/survivors; the über wealthy and powerful as the perps; a decades-long coverup; and gobs of white

As more is being revealed about the inner workings of the decision-making process of the Democratic Party and its “leadership,” the more we are learning just how woefully out of touch and corrupt they are. And God forbid you should try to

I've often heard standup comics say that they really don't have to do much to satirize Trump, because the stuff that comes out of his...er...uhm...orifice is readymade material. Which is a polite way to say that he really is a world-class moron. But

Like clockwork, just as they were beginning to gain some momentum, dare I say “win,” several Democrats decided to bail on their resistance to the GOP’s “filthy “continuing resolution, folding like so many lawn chairs.

Paging Bob Geldof, paging Bob Geldof!

This is probably the fastest cartoon I’ve ever produced, and I resisted the temptation to build a more complicated version of it, since less is almost always more in this medium.

And it is in that spirit

I have a young daughter, and she'll soon turn 7 at the beginning of the new year. To even consider the possibility that I couldn't provide her with the food, medicine, and shelter she needs - all of which are considered to be human rights in nearly e

I couldn’t help, but wonder: what would happen if Trump made nice with Elon Musk and asked him to come back with his DOGE bros to clean up some of the mess they had all made while throwing big chunks of the US federal government into the wood c

Bonus (repost) in honor of Zoran Mamdani kicking former Gropenor Cuomo’s tuchass in last night’s election.

#mamdani #nyc #newyorkcity #andrewcuomo #mayormamdani #nycmayor #cityhall #election2025 #landslide #democraticsocialist #dsa #don

This one goes out to all of my fellow lefty types reveling in yesterday’s twofer: (1) Mamdani and the Democrats more broadly swept the off cycle elections and (2) Dick Cheney, the international war criminal emeritus and master planner behind tw

Hope I'm not a day late and a pound sterling short, but here's my pot shot at the now ex-prince Andrew.

Do you hear that? Listen carefully...that's the sound of the world's tiniest violin playing the pity potty waltz.

#england #princeandrew #duke

Nothing new to see here. Just my periodic reminder that we likely have a pedophile for a president on top of his long inglorious history of sexually abusing women, ripping off contractors, committing fraud on his financial statements, illegally trans

Dear Leader decided to head out on a road trip to Asia so that he could be fêted and get all pompous and circumstantial whilst sweeping the detritus of his shambolic trade policy under the proverbial rug. Forever the “master marketer,&rdq

The state of Texas is suing the makers of Tylenol, alleging that one of the world’s most used OTC pain relievers causes autism.

To paraphrase how a friend of mine once described a slightly similar tragedy, “In GOP-controlled Texas, just

It appears that Dear Leader has once again passed his medical examinations with flying colors, at least if we are to believe the words of a man who spews on average 10 lies/day, and not itty bitty ones but big fat whoppers.

I for one am not buying t

Is it crass? Yes. Is it thoroughly revolting? No doubt! Inappropriate for a social media post? Hell yeah!

And you thought I was talking about *my cartoon*?

😁😄😆😅😂🤣

Of course, I was referring to the soon to be constructed White House ballroom

I’ve given up playing “multidimensional chess” to discern why Mango Mussolini does anything. Doing so is a an exercise in futility. There’s simply no point in trying to explain his actions, which are driven by a pathetic mix s

Look, before everyone starts losing their minds about the barbarity that our Dear Leader has so blithely embraced, let’s pause and remind ourselves that he’s in very good company. For more than a century plus, every single president of th

Ah, Fredo, truly one of the more tragic characters in the first two Godfather films. Inept, and always trying earnestly to prove himself worthy of the love and respect he believed he was denied, he was not so much resentful as deeply hurt for having

I really wish that I could say that this is my last Epstein cartoon, but those wacky GOP knuckleheads keep making it damn near impossible for me to move on. Now, I don’t know for sure whether Donald Trump really gave Bubba, aka Slick Willy, a h

Welcome to Funky Friday, y’all, brought to you by the Grand Master of Pedofunkadelic Perversion, our very own Pedodent of the United States….

#pfunk #funk #parliamentfunkadelic #atomicdog #georgeclinton #mothership #bowwow #donaldtrump

Welp, looks like yet another Epstein cartoon; it really is the gift that keeps on giving: sordid crime involving vulnerable children as the victims/survivors; the über wealthy and powerful as the perps; a decades-long coverup; and gobs of white

As more is being revealed about the inner workings of the decision-making process of the Democratic Party and its “leadership,” the more we are learning just how woefully out of touch and corrupt they are. And God forbid you should try to

I've often heard standup comics say that they really don't have to do much to satirize Trump, because the stuff that comes out of his...er...uhm...orifice is readymade material. Which is a polite way to say that he really is a world-class moron. But

Like clockwork, just as they were beginning to gain some momentum, dare I say “win,” several Democrats decided to bail on their resistance to the GOP’s “filthy “continuing resolution, folding like so many lawn chairs.

Paging Bob Geldof, paging Bob Geldof!

This is probably the fastest cartoon I’ve ever produced, and I resisted the temptation to build a more complicated version of it, since less is almost always more in this medium.

And it is in that spirit

I have a young daughter, and she'll soon turn 7 at the beginning of the new year. To even consider the possibility that I couldn't provide her with the food, medicine, and shelter she needs - all of which are considered to be human rights in nearly e

I couldn’t help, but wonder: what would happen if Trump made nice with Elon Musk and asked him to come back with his DOGE bros to clean up some of the mess they had all made while throwing big chunks of the US federal government into the wood c

Bonus (repost) in honor of Zoran Mamdani kicking former Gropenor Cuomo’s tuchass in last night’s election.

#mamdani #nyc #newyorkcity #andrewcuomo #mayormamdani #nycmayor #cityhall #election2025 #landslide #democraticsocialist #dsa #don

This one goes out to all of my fellow lefty types reveling in yesterday’s twofer: (1) Mamdani and the Democrats more broadly swept the off cycle elections and (2) Dick Cheney, the international war criminal emeritus and master planner behind tw

Hope I'm not a day late and a pound sterling short, but here's my pot shot at the now ex-prince Andrew.

Do you hear that? Listen carefully...that's the sound of the world's tiniest violin playing the pity potty waltz.

#england #princeandrew #duke

Nothing new to see here. Just my periodic reminder that we likely have a pedophile for a president on top of his long inglorious history of sexually abusing women, ripping off contractors, committing fraud on his financial statements, illegally trans

Dear Leader decided to head out on a road trip to Asia so that he could be fêted and get all pompous and circumstantial whilst sweeping the detritus of his shambolic trade policy under the proverbial rug. Forever the “master marketer,&rdq

The state of Texas is suing the makers of Tylenol, alleging that one of the world’s most used OTC pain relievers causes autism.

To paraphrase how a friend of mine once described a slightly similar tragedy, “In GOP-controlled Texas, just

It appears that Dear Leader has once again passed his medical examinations with flying colors, at least if we are to believe the words of a man who spews on average 10 lies/day, and not itty bitty ones but big fat whoppers.

I for one am not buying t

Is it crass? Yes. Is it thoroughly revolting? No doubt! Inappropriate for a social media post? Hell yeah!

And you thought I was talking about *my cartoon*?

😁😄😆😅😂🤣

Of course, I was referring to the soon to be constructed White House ballroom

I’ve given up playing “multidimensional chess” to discern why Mango Mussolini does anything. Doing so is a an exercise in futility. There’s simply no point in trying to explain his actions, which are driven by a pathetic mix s

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