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Happy Black Friday from the Orange Orangutan, the Fanta Fuhrer, Mango Mussolini, the Peach Pedophile (protector?), the Pumpkin Predator, and all things Orange-hued and vile.
#donaldtrumpmemes #donaldtrump #potus #whitehouse #narcissistic #narcissists

Happy Thanksgiving from the two biggest turkeys I know!

#vladimirputin #putin #donaldtrump #potus #ukraine #ukrainetoday #ukrainewar #ukrainerussiawar #russia #russia🇷🇺 #russian #ukrainians #peace #peacetalks #politics #jiveturkey #turkeys #gobble

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he Russian invasion in Ukraine was and is an international war crime, *and* it should have never happened. As negotiations were underway between the two countries, the Biden administration sabotaged them, cajoling Volodymyr Zelenskyy to walk away.

W

Just as members of the Washington elite “put feelings aside” to honor the passing of international war criminal and chupacabron gigante, Dick Cheney, so to are the corporate media flunkies throwing roses at now soon-to-be retired Congress

I never knew bone spurs could metastasize, but Dear Leader has shown us all that science is only in the porcine eyes of the denier. He has consistently demonstrated his capacity and willingness to outdo even his most unspeakably reprehensible and idi

Look, before everyone starts losing their minds about the barbarity that our Dear Leader has so blithely embraced, let’s pause and remind ourselves that he’s in very good company. For more than a century plus, every single president of th

Ah, Fredo, truly one of the more tragic characters in the first two Godfather films. Inept, and always trying earnestly to prove himself worthy of the love and respect he believed he was denied, he was not so much resentful as deeply hurt for having

I really wish that I could say that this is my last Epstein cartoon, but those wacky GOP knuckleheads keep making it damn near impossible for me to move on. Now, I don’t know for sure whether Donald Trump really gave Bubba, aka Slick Willy, a h

Welcome to Funky Friday, y’all, brought to you by the Grand Master of Pedofunkadelic Perversion, our very own Pedodent of the United States….

#pfunk #funk #parliamentfunkadelic #atomicdog #georgeclinton #mothership #bowwow #donaldtrump

Welp, looks like yet another Epstein cartoon; it really is the gift that keeps on giving: sordid crime involving vulnerable children as the victims/survivors; the über wealthy and powerful as the perps; a decades-long coverup; and gobs of white

As more is being revealed about the inner workings of the decision-making process of the Democratic Party and its “leadership,” the more we are learning just how woefully out of touch and corrupt they are. And God forbid you should try to

I've often heard standup comics say that they really don't have to do much to satirize Trump, because the stuff that comes out of his...er...uhm...orifice is readymade material. Which is a polite way to say that he really is a world-class moron. But

Like clockwork, just as they were beginning to gain some momentum, dare I say “win,” several Democrats decided to bail on their resistance to the GOP’s “filthy “continuing resolution, folding like so many lawn chairs.

Paging Bob Geldof, paging Bob Geldof!

This is probably the fastest cartoon I’ve ever produced, and I resisted the temptation to build a more complicated version of it, since less is almost always more in this medium.

And it is in that spirit

I have a young daughter, and she'll soon turn 7 at the beginning of the new year. To even consider the possibility that I couldn't provide her with the food, medicine, and shelter she needs - all of which are considered to be human rights in nearly e

I couldn’t help, but wonder: what would happen if Trump made nice with Elon Musk and asked him to come back with his DOGE bros to clean up some of the mess they had all made while throwing big chunks of the US federal government into the wood c

Bonus (repost) in honor of Zoran Mamdani kicking former Gropenor Cuomo’s tuchass in last night’s election.

#mamdani #nyc #newyorkcity #andrewcuomo #mayormamdani #nycmayor #cityhall #election2025 #landslide #democraticsocialist #dsa #don

This one goes out to all of my fellow lefty types reveling in yesterday’s twofer: (1) Mamdani and the Democrats more broadly swept the off cycle elections and (2) Dick Cheney, the international war criminal emeritus and master planner behind tw

Hope I'm not a day late and a pound sterling short, but here's my pot shot at the now ex-prince Andrew.

Do you hear that? Listen carefully...that's the sound of the world's tiniest violin playing the pity potty waltz.

#england #princeandrew #duke

Happy Black Friday from the Orange Orangutan, the Fanta Fuhrer, Mango Mussolini, the Peach Pedophile (protector?), the Pumpkin Predator, and all things Orange-hued and vile.
#donaldtrumpmemes #donaldtrump #potus #whitehouse #narcissistic #narcissists

Happy Thanksgiving from the two biggest turkeys I know!

#vladimirputin #putin #donaldtrump #potus #ukraine #ukrainetoday #ukrainewar #ukrainerussiawar #russia #russia🇷🇺 #russian #ukrainians #peace #peacetalks #politics #jiveturkey #turkeys #gobble

https://amchassy.substack.com/p/subscribe-to-chasstoons?r=27dbcq

he Russian invasion in Ukraine was and is an international war crime, *and* it should have never happened. As negotiations were underway between the two countries, the Biden administration sabotaged them, cajoling Volodymyr Zelenskyy to walk away.

W

Just as members of the Washington elite “put feelings aside” to honor the passing of international war criminal and chupacabron gigante, Dick Cheney, so to are the corporate media flunkies throwing roses at now soon-to-be retired Congress

I never knew bone spurs could metastasize, but Dear Leader has shown us all that science is only in the porcine eyes of the denier. He has consistently demonstrated his capacity and willingness to outdo even his most unspeakably reprehensible and idi

Look, before everyone starts losing their minds about the barbarity that our Dear Leader has so blithely embraced, let’s pause and remind ourselves that he’s in very good company. For more than a century plus, every single president of th

Ah, Fredo, truly one of the more tragic characters in the first two Godfather films. Inept, and always trying earnestly to prove himself worthy of the love and respect he believed he was denied, he was not so much resentful as deeply hurt for having

I really wish that I could say that this is my last Epstein cartoon, but those wacky GOP knuckleheads keep making it damn near impossible for me to move on. Now, I don’t know for sure whether Donald Trump really gave Bubba, aka Slick Willy, a h

Welcome to Funky Friday, y’all, brought to you by the Grand Master of Pedofunkadelic Perversion, our very own Pedodent of the United States….

#pfunk #funk #parliamentfunkadelic #atomicdog #georgeclinton #mothership #bowwow #donaldtrump

Welp, looks like yet another Epstein cartoon; it really is the gift that keeps on giving: sordid crime involving vulnerable children as the victims/survivors; the über wealthy and powerful as the perps; a decades-long coverup; and gobs of white

As more is being revealed about the inner workings of the decision-making process of the Democratic Party and its “leadership,” the more we are learning just how woefully out of touch and corrupt they are. And God forbid you should try to

I've often heard standup comics say that they really don't have to do much to satirize Trump, because the stuff that comes out of his...er...uhm...orifice is readymade material. Which is a polite way to say that he really is a world-class moron. But

Like clockwork, just as they were beginning to gain some momentum, dare I say “win,” several Democrats decided to bail on their resistance to the GOP’s “filthy “continuing resolution, folding like so many lawn chairs.

Paging Bob Geldof, paging Bob Geldof!

This is probably the fastest cartoon I’ve ever produced, and I resisted the temptation to build a more complicated version of it, since less is almost always more in this medium.

And it is in that spirit

I have a young daughter, and she'll soon turn 7 at the beginning of the new year. To even consider the possibility that I couldn't provide her with the food, medicine, and shelter she needs - all of which are considered to be human rights in nearly e

I couldn’t help, but wonder: what would happen if Trump made nice with Elon Musk and asked him to come back with his DOGE bros to clean up some of the mess they had all made while throwing big chunks of the US federal government into the wood c

Bonus (repost) in honor of Zoran Mamdani kicking former Gropenor Cuomo’s tuchass in last night’s election.

#mamdani #nyc #newyorkcity #andrewcuomo #mayormamdani #nycmayor #cityhall #election2025 #landslide #democraticsocialist #dsa #don

This one goes out to all of my fellow lefty types reveling in yesterday’s twofer: (1) Mamdani and the Democrats more broadly swept the off cycle elections and (2) Dick Cheney, the international war criminal emeritus and master planner behind tw

Hope I'm not a day late and a pound sterling short, but here's my pot shot at the now ex-prince Andrew.

Do you hear that? Listen carefully...that's the sound of the world's tiniest violin playing the pity potty waltz.

#england #princeandrew #duke

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